main character's back story

His name is Bob Dinglebarie. He's the main character. He was born on July 21, 1967 in Seattle Washington. He was always a quiet person during his life. His parents never were the crazy bunch just the silent people you never heard of in your street. The type of people when other neighbors were naming off houses and who lived there they it was always a question with them. He went to Athons High for high school and hated every minute of it. Not because of people but because he had to wake up every morning and listen to the teachers. He was decently well-known though. Didn't play any sports was more into television and comedy but he did try out for wrestling one year and didn't make the team. Thats when he realized that sports went bye bye long ago. His favorite class was science and newspaper. In college he got to know a lot of people and became very popular. always partying and loved mead a wine that is made from honey. He met Larry in college too and thats how they became best friends. Bob graduated at Pereso a small college in Los Anglos. He lived in a apartment with Larry and a few other guys. They goofed around so many times that they had a disturbance citation for a numerous amount of times in that apartment. He hated school but ended up going to school for science which is ridiculous but he does like watching sports especially baseball and football. after college he got hired for a job to be a full-time science/chemistry teacher at a high school around the area. He found a wife at a foolish time of his age got married and after 4 years got a divorce because of problems and has been depressed ever since. Also takes pills for his cholesterol.